Literature
LOL WOT
Murdoc picked up the egg, then withdrew a bat from his leg. "Don't be so loving," Murdoc said with a crazy grimace. "A horse bit my arse this morning, and everything became sexy. Now with this egg and this bat I can snootily rule the world!"
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When Murdoc came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" 2D cried earnestly.
"Your neck! And your arse!" Murdoc said. "They're sexy! Can't you feel it?"
2D felt his neck and his arse. They were indeed quite sexy. "Oh, no!" 2D said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that boring cake you left for m